I won't be able to use Oxyclean again without thinking of Billy!

Somehow this senseless, premature death is Obama's fault.

He's died many times. Is it true this time.

(06-28-2009 10:47 AM)Paul M Wrote:  He's died many times. Is it true this time.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Thanks. He's gone to that big janitorial closet in the sky.

Another celebrity dies?

Can we start putting in requests? I vote Sean Penn.

(06-28-2009 11:47 AM)Ninerfan1 Wrote:  Another celebrity dies?

Can we start putting in requests? I vote Sean Penn.

I say Bill O'Really and/or Rush Limburger

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This completely overshadows Michael Jackson's death.

The new King of Pitchmen, first major Infomercial to be aired on ABC...

(06-28-2009 11:47 AM)Ninerfan1 Wrote:  Another celebrity dies?

Can we start putting in requests? I vote Sean Penn.

I would go Al Franken quick someone give him the name of Jackson's doctor.

I won't miss the noise.

(06-28-2009 01:25 PM)THE NC Herd Fan Wrote:  This completely overshadows Michael Jackson's death.

The new King of Pitchmen, first major Infomercial to be aired on ABC...

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment.

As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yea...sham1.html

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And Paris and Perez Hilton still live on .....

The 10th Wonder of the World. (well they say there are really 9 and if there are 58 States, then ..... )

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I wonder if Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will break away from the MJ fiasco and help out ol' Billy?

(06-28-2009 08:49 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  I wonder if Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will break away from the MJ fiasco and help out ol' Billy?

This is interesting. Ealier Saturday morning Billy Mays was on a US Airways flight that made an Emergency Landing at Tampa Airport. In the landing some baggage fell out of the overhead compartment and hit him in the head.

14 hours later he is dead. Sounds like another subdural hematoma death to me.

"Ladies, you're gonna love my nuts" ----Vince

http://cad-comic.com/comic.php billy mays here for heaven....

(06-28-2009 09:01 PM)WMD Owl Wrote:  

(06-28-2009 08:49 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  I wonder if Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will break away from the MJ fiasco and help out ol' Billy?

This is interesting. Ealier Saturday morning Billy Mays was on a US Airways flight that made an Emergency Landing at Tampa Airport. In the landing some baggage fell out of the overhead compartment and hit him in the head.

14 hours later he is dead. Sounds like another subdural hematoma death to me.

I was thinking deep vein thrombosis from the flight like Tim Russert but it sounds like he was headed for a h/a regardless.