When Farrah Fawsett arrived in Heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished that all her children be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.



Looks like Michael Jackson’s heart has beat it for the last time.



Coroners examining the body were not sure whether to have a funeral or a tupperware party.



Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to the paramedics on his way to the hospital. His final words were “put me in the children’s ward.”



Michael Jackson will be back again… after he gets recycled.



Let’s all give a silent crotch grab in memory of the king of pop.

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Some trouble is expected for the lawsuit settlements that Jackson was still paying on.

At the very best, the lawyers expect to be able to melt him down to make crayons.

I figured that they would melt Michael down and turn him into Legos so kids could play with him for a change.

What's the difference between Farrah Fawcet and Michael Jackson?

About 3 hours.

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Boy you guys are some Cold Hard Core Mofo's man !!!!!!

I want you fighting with me when the next Civil War comes !!!!!!



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You guys know you're going to hell, right?

Paul and smn, make sure you wave hello to Michael when you get there.

(06-27-2009 04:08 PM)egoboss407 Wrote:  You guys know you're going to hell, right?

As a lib I would have thought you didn't believe in the concept of hell, which is, after all, an afterlife.

Anyway, Why would we go to hell? Jackson screwed little boys, Obama and Pelosi are screwing the entire country and Paul and I are the bad guys???? WTF???