It's that damn bronze mutant boar inside HS.

Sure hope the NIU Huskies remembered during springball to wash hands following tapping of the mutant.

(05-05-2009 11:32 PM)cyberdawg Wrote:  It's that damn bronze mutant boar inside HS.

Sure hope the NIU Huskies remembered during springball to wash hands following tapping of the mutant.

I thought you were going to say Dogfan.

(05-06-2009 01:46 AM)RobertN Wrote:  

(05-05-2009 11:32 PM)cyberdawg Wrote:  It's that damn bronze mutant boar inside HS.

Sure hope the NIU Huskies remembered during springball to wash hands following tapping of the mutant.

I thought you were going to say Dogfan.

No, I am very conscious of not spreading swine flu (a.k.a. H1N1). I wash my hands numerous times a day. However, there is no guarantee from me regarding the spread of communicable sexual diseases. Since I constantly ooze malodorous bacteria-infested bodily fluids that even the flies, maggots, and skunks stay away from, there is a very good chance that you will get something nasty just from walking past me. Because legions of people always hang around me and want to be near me (which is certainly understandable), I hand out plastic bags and make everyone cover their bodies when they are around me. Unfortunately, they must also strip down completely naked so that my bacteria will not permeate their clothes. The plastic bags must cover every inch of flesh. No body part must be exposed, because my bacteria can penetrate the tiniest of holes. In my constant attempts to market the Huskies, the plastic bags I hand out are covered with numerous Huskie logos, with large (or small as the case may be) logos covering one's privates. This is just my way of showing that I care while still marketing the Huskies.

Seriously, somebody has to sneak into Huskie Stadium under the cover of darkness and remove and/or destroy the PigDog. That thing is a JOKE.

(05-06-2009 09:56 AM)Nigel Incubator-Jones Wrote:  Seriously, somebody has to sneak into Huskie Stadium under the cover of darkness and remove and/or destroy the PigDog. That thing is a JOKE.

Yes, that thing certainly is an embarrassment. And, just looking at it could really make someone quite ill.

Either the sculpturess was Helen Keller, or she needs to go back to art correspondance school. I still cannot believe that NIU commissioned and paid somebody to build THAT.