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PS Edit - Sorry if this just looks like a long Rant - - it is not - - it is a great little Bed Time Story that will entertain and warm your far ... errrr ... your Hearts:
The night was dark, the sky was blue, 'Round the corner the sh .... err (wrong Bed Time Story)
Here's the correct version:=> If WE take America back, Obambi will call an international crisis and Commandeer England and Annex it into a Supporting Military Dictatorship .... and within '3' Days, will have all of the EU wrapped up in a ball, sucking his toes to join in and Conquer the Constitutional American Zealots.
The "Scots" will be too drunk to fight and Obambi will simply make Scotland a POW Camp (starting with the Drunk Scots).
The IRA will retake all of Ireland and Refuse to Surrender .... in his haste, Rear-End English-like Vice Admiral/PM'ster Obambi will leave the IRA alone (to his best interest) and the IRA will join up with the French Foreign Legion later on in the month. (don't worry, you'll see)
By now (3 Days), Rear-End English-like Vice Admiral/PM'ster Obambi and Military are steaming 40,000 Naval Vessels this way with long range aircraft patrolling the "Zone" until the Troops arrive on the ground. (Obambi, since he Loathes the Military, is now very torn and as they sail this way, he tries to get Parliament to dismantle the Military and Demote him to just a "Rear-End" (they say is already an Ass and it would be an Oxymoron to pass law on this - - Obambi is really "Confused" now and so, they "Refuse") Obambi's fist aches from loneliness).
France finally loves us again since we elected "Mr. Kenyan Uber-Man-Flesh 2008/2009" and France will be leading the charge to the "Battle of America" (which is perfect since they will surrender to the other English Allied Forces while enroute to here).
The French Surrender will confuse everyone else as much Obambi is confused and since he has no one to "Fist" to relieve the tension, this will cause the Entire Obamic Armata to make a freakish turn that will send them off the Coast of Russia. And with Master/Commander Rear-End English-like Vice Admiral/PM'ster Obambi in charge, they simply won't be able to tell the difference in our coastline from the Russian coastline and hence, with Obambi in fine form at the Military Helm (as a Rear-End English-like Vice Admiral/PM'ster), will engage and attack the Russians by mistake.
This will set off Red China who will storm West to obliterate Occupied Russia and then China will eviscerate the Obambi Allied Forces who will be steaming in Circles much like Capt. Queeg running the U.S.S. Caine (times 40,000).
The "Allied Aircraft" all have crashed from lack of fuel since they still thought the Armata was Steaming Toward Them - - Allied Air Force is now totally destroyed. China does not have to watch the Friendly Skies for attacks. (Obambi is devastated - - heee heeee Heeeeeee HEEEEEEEE)
China will take over all of the EU in less than 30 Days so as to spare America and we can be able too pay them back all those Hundreds of Billions we owe them.
Kim Junk Mentally Ill will start organisming all over himself and will fire off all his missiles and nukes in such a "Mad Minute" rush, that they all will be reverse targeted back onto Korean Soil and will blast East and Southeast Asia simply off the map. (we will have finally Won Viet Nam care of KJI and the NK's)
This makes China really angry, but KJI has wiped out everyone along the Chinese/Korean Border so there is no one for the Chinese to punish ... they move on as Southeast Asia smolders.
China keeps moving and they overrun Africa in-toto and take so many of them out of the picture, until they will not have enough Africans Left To Kill Each Other any longer and as China passes thru the African Belt, they drop Obambi off in his Native-Born Home Country of Kenya and toss him in a Kenyan Prison for Life (China uncovers Obambi's "Kenyan Birth Certificate" while locking his ass up - case solved and the SCOTUS takes a week off).
The Somalis will then pull a sneak attack on Kenya and take Obambi hostage and demand $1.2 Trillion Dollars from the Chinese for his Safe Return (they go directly to the Chinese since even the dumb-ass Somalis know we don't want Obambi back if they paid us the $1.2 Tril) - - this really whips up the old Chinese piss-off and while Obambi is being held inside Somalia, the Chinese Nuke them until they are broken off of the African Continent and fall into the Sea. (many problems solved)
China will leave the Netherlands alone because they don't need anymore Stoners to deal with and Greenland and Iceland would never be touched for obvious reasons (like why bother).
The Chinese will go ahead and sink the Obmabi Fleet (no, not the Enema stuff, the English/EU Navy Flotilla) since they would not need any of the crappy equipment the EU has as an excuse for a Military.
The French Foreign Legion would hold on too North Africa and would invade France just to kick the Real French Peoples Asses and China would allow it.
The IRA joins forces with the Foreign Legion just for kicks.
Bin Laden will emerge, as China moves South over the Middle East, as the Muslim of Reason and will try to negotiate a Peace with China and China will have him Beheaded on International TV for laughs. (sorry Robert)
In 30 Days, when it is all over and China has received '0' Casualties from the Battle, she will Annex all she surveys into the New Unified Red China except for a few places they don't want and that includes the United States.
We would finally move the Nations Capitol to the Southern U.S. and will drop kick all of Washington D.C. to France where the French Foreign Legion and the IRA will bring back the Guillotine and have mass executions as a Sport (a lot like Arnies, "The Running Man" game).
The U.S. will finally get the U.S. back on track with all the Idiots Gone to France and we will soon pay China back what we owe her and become her #1 Ally in the World. (well actually, the ONLY Ally since China took over Earth)
Peace will reign and Mexico, Central, and South America (along with Canada, will be hosed by the Puerto Ricans after being trained by the Foreign Legion and the IRA and after they have a Successful Military Campaign against Cuber (Teddy Kennedy lingo there), the Caribbean Islands, and Greenland and Iceland ... the PR's will annihilate MS13 and the Illegals to the point of extinction and that will go along with us building a 25 Foot Tall Tungsten Steel and Concrete Fence along the Southern U.S. Border that is electrified at Electric Chair Voltages and Current. One touch and you go "Poof" (you know, like Bauwnee Fuwrank goes "POOF" all the time).
In 60 Days all will settle down and we will get some values back into the United States and will abolish Liberalism under Pain of Death.
We will bring the Constitution and the Federalist Papers to the New Southern Capitol and Treat Them like the most Precious Things in the Universe (because THEY ARE).
All will be well and we will no longer have to sift thru 100 Languages in the Instructions Manuals of Devices and Goods since we only have to put up with ENGLISH as our FIRST and ONLY Language (well Chinese since they are now our Ally, but who cares about that)
As the Sun sets, we live Happily Ever After in an Obamaless Existence (he was Nuked in Somalia remember and Biden was sent to France along with Reid and Peeloutski) - - they do years of experiments on Peeloutski to try and determine if she is a Man or a Woman - - they can never verify this fact and accept her as possibly Darwin's Missing Link and she is sent to Siberia where she is forced to live in Sight of Sara Palin's House ....
And "LIFE GOES ON" ....................
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