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TomorrowHerd Offline
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What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
Jesus was a carpenter; Obama can't assemble a cabinet.

03-lmfao

Thanks to Don Surber. updated to show actual words
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
(03-13-2009 07:20 PM)TomorrowHerd Wrote:  Jesus was a carpenter; Obama can't assemble a cabinet.

03-lmfao

Okay, that was funny.
The title of the thread made me roll my eyes.
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
One is considered the Son of God by some and the other one is the president?

What do I win?
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
Maybe Obama can feed the poor masses with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish.
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
We actually know BO is real.04-cheers
03-13-2009 09:09 PM
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
Jesus Christ died for your sins while Barack Obama taxes you for your "sins"?

or "Jesus Christ didn't need a Teleprompter"???
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
(03-13-2009 10:08 PM)WMD Owl Wrote:  Jesus Christ died for your sins?

Barack Obama taxes you for your "sins"?

No...I get stolen from regardless of the thug in power.
03-13-2009 10:11 PM
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RE: What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
(03-13-2009 08:46 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  Maybe Obama can feed the poor masses with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish.

There is first time for everything.03-lmfao
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