Hello There, Guest! (LoginRegister)

Post Reply 
Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
Author Message
WoodlandsOwl Offline
Up in the Woods
*

Posts: 11,813
Joined: Jun 2005
Reputation: 115
I Root For: Rice Owls
Location:

New Orleans Bowl
Post: #1
Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
Great idea if we have the re-locate the terrorist dirtbags from Gitmo to CONUS Prisons-- give them 24/7 "entertainment" of Manilow, Vanilla Ice, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Slim Whitman, Snoop Dog. (Just pay the ASCAP/BMI Royalties)

FORT LUPTON — Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" may begin with the line, "I've been alive forever,'" but for noise ordinance violators, listening to Manilow may feel like forever.

Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.

About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a room and listen to music from the likes of Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Platters' crooning "Only You"

"These people should have to listen to music they don't like," said Judge Paul Sacco for a segment about the program that aired Friday on Denver's KUSA-TV.

Sacco began the program years ago when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.

"Most kids don't want to hear somebody like Glenn Close trying to sing opera," he said.

Video of a recent class showed teenagers with long faces shifting in their seats or looking up at the ceiling.

"You can't fall asleep," said teenager Rueben Fuentes right before letting out a bit of a sigh.

Members of a garage band were at the class after playing music late at night in their backyard.

"The cop station was two blocks away," said band member Robert Mort. "People who were at the party loved it. I'm not sure the cops did."

"Too much music, too loud, too late," added band member Harrison DeRuiter.

So what does Sacco think of Barry Manilow?

"I actually don't think Manilow's too bad," he said.

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/20...artner=RSS
(This post was last modified: 11-24-2008 09:10 AM by WoodlandsOwl.)
11-24-2008 09:10 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


NIU007 Offline
Legend
*

Posts: 34,303
Joined: Sep 2004
Reputation: 320
I Root For: NIU, MAC
Location: Naperville, IL
Post: #2
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
Pretty sure this is what the framers of the Constitution had in mind with the phrase "Cruel and Unusual Punishment".
11-24-2008 02:43 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
smn1256 Offline
I miss Tripster
*

Posts: 28,878
Joined: Apr 2008
Reputation: 337
I Root For: Lower taxes
Location: North Mexico
Post: #3
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
I hate people who blast their car music or install those loud mufflers and pipes. Personally, I don't think this is any where near being as harsh as it should be.
11-24-2008 02:52 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
DrTorch Offline
Proved mach and GTS to be liars
*

Posts: 35,887
Joined: Jun 2002
Reputation: 201
I Root For: ASU, BGSU
Location:

CrappiesDonatorsBalance of Power Contest
Post: #4
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
Don't forget that recording of the dog barking the tune to "Jingle Bells"
11-24-2008 04:15 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


Tripster Offline
Most Dangerous Man on a Keyboard
*

Posts: 3,140
Joined: Nov 2008
Reputation: 16
I Root For: The Best Only
Location: Where the Action is
Post: #5
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
.

Steve - - the funny thing about this is the "Self Punishment" these Stupid and Ignorant People are forcing on them selves when they start noticing the Medical Signs of Ear Damage - - as per "Tinnitus".

It is SUPER FUN to hear some invisible azz hole whistling in BOTH your ears every second of the day while you're awake.

So Just Keep on Blasting that Music boys & girls .... and you get too listen to the Ocean in a Sea Shell all day long and you never even have too hold a Sea Shell to your Ear.

See the money you are already saving by KILLING the Nerves in your Ears ... you never have to waste it on a Trip to the Beach ....

03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao

.
11-24-2008 04:38 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
smn1256 Offline
I miss Tripster
*

Posts: 28,878
Joined: Apr 2008
Reputation: 337
I Root For: Lower taxes
Location: North Mexico
Post: #6
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
Tripster Wrote:.

Steve - - the funny thing about this is the "Self Punishment" these Stupid and Ignorant People are forcing on them selves when they start noticing the Medical Signs of Ear Damage - - as per "Tinnitus".

It is SUPER FUN to hear some invisible azz hole whistling in BOTH your ears every second of the day while you're awake.

So Just Keep on Blasting that Music boys & girls .... and you get too listen to the Ocean in a Sea Shell all day long and you never even have too hold a Sea Shell to your Ear.

See the money you are already saving by KILLING the Nerves in your Ears ... you never have to waste it on a Trip to the Beach ....

03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao

.

Trip, I have a fantastic stereo system but the point of a high end system is to recreate the original experience - not make it louder, not make it bigger, etc... Like the good doctor says, everything is ok in moderation.

[Image: MVC-536S.jpg]]

[Image: MVC-546S.jpg]
(This post was last modified: 11-24-2008 08:32 PM by smn1256.)
11-24-2008 08:25 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Tripster Offline
Most Dangerous Man on a Keyboard
*

Posts: 3,140
Joined: Nov 2008
Reputation: 16
I Root For: The Best Only
Location: Where the Action is
Post: #7
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
.

STEVE !!!!!

That's not a Sound System ... that is an "Altar" !!!!!!!

03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 04-cheers 04-bow

.
11-24-2008 08:55 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
WoodlandsOwl Offline
Up in the Woods
*

Posts: 11,813
Joined: Jun 2005
Reputation: 115
I Root For: Rice Owls
Location:

New Orleans Bowl
Post: #8
RE: Judge sentences violators to listen to Barry Manilow
Tripster Wrote:.

STEVE !!!!!

That's not a Sound System ... that is an "Altar" !!!!!!!

03-lmfao 03-lmfao 03-lmfao 04-cheers 04-bow

.

Steve (and his sound system) are invited to my Christmas Party.
11-24-2008 09:19 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 




User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)


Copyright © 2002-2024 Collegiate Sports Nation Bulletin Board System (CSNbbs), All Rights Reserved.
CSNbbs is an independent fan site and is in no way affiliated to the NCAA or any of the schools and conferences it represents.
This site monetizes links. FTC Disclosure.
We allow third-party companies to serve ads and/or collect certain anonymous information when you visit our web site. These companies may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services likely to be of greater interest to you. These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information. To learn more about this behavioral advertising practice or to opt-out of this type of advertising, you can visit http://www.networkadvertising.org.
Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2024 MyBB Group.