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The 10 Commandments According to RebelKev
You need to work on #8 sweet pea. You ain't a awh keepin it none too good.

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day
02-28-2007 05:42 PM
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Endzone2 Wrote:You need to work on #8 sweet pea. You ain't a awh keepin it none too good.

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day

8 is Thou Shalt Not Steal, Antichrist.


Oh, and you're calling me sweet pea? Got sugar in your tank, EZ? lmfao
02-28-2007 05:54 PM
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There Sweet Pea. I fixed it fer ya.

No, I don't use any sugar in my tank, but I always use premium.

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Don't take what ain't yers.
(9) Watch yer mouth.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
02-28-2007 06:09 PM
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Hmmm, 9 is You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Wanna try again?
02-28-2007 06:11 PM
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RebelKev Wrote:Hmmm, 9 is You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Wanna try again?

I thought the hillbilly version might make more sense to you.
02-28-2007 06:48 PM
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Endzone2 Wrote:
RebelKev Wrote:Hmmm, 9 is You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Wanna try again?

I thought the hillbilly version might make more sense to you.

Why? You're the one with the 2-year and antiquated political ideology.

Just admit you don't know what the hell you're talking about and stop backtracking.
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So now EZ is claiming to be God and redefining the 10 commandments? This guy is his own worst enemy.
02-28-2007 07:04 PM
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Bourgeois_Rage Wrote:So now EZ is claiming to be God and redefining the 10 commandments? This guy is his own worst enemy.

This gets funnier and funnier as the days go by. lmfao
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Bourgeois_Rage Wrote:So now EZ is claiming to be God and redefining the 10 commandments? This guy is his own worst enemy.

Is he playing bass on Pamela Anderson's azz?
02-28-2007 09:36 PM
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fsquid Wrote:
Bourgeois_Rage Wrote:So now EZ is claiming to be God and redefining the 10 commandments? This guy is his own worst enemy.

Is he playing bass on Pamela Anderson's azz?


OOoooo, you done done it now. You said azz in EZ's "I'm more righteous than you" thread.
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Re: The 10 Commandments According to RebelKev
Endzone2 Wrote:You need to work on #8 sweet pea. You ain't a awh keepin it none too good.

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day

Are you a Jew? I'm pretty sure those 10 commandments were given to Moses and the Nation of Israel.....
02-28-2007 10:12 PM
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