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Anti-resume manifesto
I like it.

Hope the guy does well.

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06-13-2012 08:33 PM
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RE: Anti-resume manifesto
Reminds me of this:



06-13-2012 08:54 PM
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RE: Anti-resume manifesto
That was f'ing terrible. That kind of crap would probably get him an interview with a marketing department, but not with anyone else.

I can see why this guy wasn't getting any call backs on his resume....

1. No Degree. You are not going to get hired for a six figure job without
at least a bachelor's degree unless you are either an expert in your
field or own the business.

2. Says he wants to be a Brand Manager, but none of the skills listed
relate to that position.

3. His "Superpowers" are weak.....
a. $2 Million saved? I saved my company more than $12 Million this
year. $2 Million doesn't sound that special to me. You should be
saving your company at least 10 times your salary every year at a
minimum.
b. 18 years experience? Sounds impressive, but the picture of him
looks like he is 35 at most. Does working at McDonald's in High
School count as "experience"? Without a degree, I am positive he
didn't start in a job that would be relevant to what he is looking for.
c. You read 67 books this year? How about getting a degree with all
that spare time? This statement just makes him sound aloof.
06-13-2012 09:35 PM
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RE: Anti-resume manifesto
I wouldn't hire him....

I'd be afraid that each time I'd give him a project/challenge, he would respond with a f'n slide show pointing out the positives in not getting the job done.

He also seems to have a problem getting to the point....
06-17-2012 05:32 PM
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RE: Anti-resume manifesto
(06-13-2012 09:35 PM)blah Wrote:  That was f'ing terrible. That kind of crap would probably get him an interview with a marketing department, but not with anyone else.

I can see why this guy wasn't getting any call backs on his resume....

1. No Degree. You are not going to get hired for a six figure job without
at least a bachelor's degree unless you are either an expert in your
field or own the business.

Much of higher ed over the past 25 years has been a scam. I'm glad to meet intellegent, driven people w/o degrees.


Quote:3. His "Superpowers" are weak.....
a. $2 Million saved? I saved my company more than $12 Million this
year. $2 Million doesn't sound that special to me. You should be
saving your company at least 10 times your salary every year at a
minimum.

Depends on the position and circumstances. $2M is good IMO, but I don't know what he did, or why he left that position.


Quote: b. 18 years experience? Sounds impressive, but the picture of him
looks like he is 35 at most. Does working at McDonald's in High
School count as "experience"? Without a degree, I am positive he
didn't start in a job that would be relevant to what he is looking for.

But that experience is still meaningful. Look at Ken Hendrix's success.

Quote: c. You read 67 books this year? How about getting a degree with all
that spare time? This statement just makes him sound aloof.

Again, I say why waste the time and money on a degree?
06-18-2012 06:06 PM
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RE: Anti-resume manifesto
Get the hell out of my office.

(Of course, in the real world, my office will probably be in a hangar, in which case he really would have no reason to be there.)
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