For sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or The Clinton Video -
: A comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories.
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: TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
: CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
: CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
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: TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
: CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
: CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist
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: TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
: CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
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: TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
: CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
: CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
: CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
: CLINTON VIDEO: Monica doesn't remember Jack
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
: CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind
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: TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
: CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ...basically the same thing.

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