MARCH 26--If you're going to burglarize a residence, perhaps you shouldn't lay down in the homeowners's bed before making your getaway. Especially if said bed is already occupied by the Oklahoma couple whose crib you've just robbed. But that's the mistake drunken Dan Johnson, 24, just made, according to this Ardmore Police Department report. It took cops a few minutes to rouse Johnson, who was found carrying a stolen cell phone and $4 lifted from a resident's wallet.

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Yes Sir

Some people are just stupid Recently a man called and asked for a Deputy to respond to his house becuase someone stole his pot, I said sir you want to tell the deputy someone stole your illegal drugs, he said uh well uh let me call you back :chair:


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NOLEY Wrote:Some people are just stupid Recently a man called and asked for a Deputy to respond to his house becuase someone stole his pot, I said sir you want to tell the deputy someone stole your illegal drugs, he said uh well uh let me call you back :chair:


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FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge, according to this amusing criminal complaint. (3 pages)

People also call the cops everytime a neighbor talks to them, or the neighbor dog barks, or my personal fav the neighbors child is playing basketball using their sons goal that is in the street.... I had the lady at Thanksgiving that called and asked me how to cook a turkey :rolleyes:


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