I don't know if this has been posted, but I just got it in an email and thought it was funny

>REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE: NYC
>
>2004
>
>6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
>6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
>6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding Second Amendment)
>6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
>6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
>7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
>7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
>7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, "It's what's for dinner."
>
>8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
>8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
>8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children"
>8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
>8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future
>9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
>9:10 PM EPA Address #2 "Trees: The real cause of forest fires"
>9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
>
>10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
>10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
>10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
>10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark 'deer in headlights' stare
>10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
>10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
>10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
>10:50 PM Seminar #3 "Education: a drain on our nation's economy"
>
>11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
>11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Evolutionists: The dangerous
>new cult"
>11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
>11:35 PM Blame Clinton
>
>
>11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
>11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
>12: 00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Master
>of ALL


haha

Quote:>9:10 PM EPA Address #2 "Trees: The real cause of forest fires"

funny

Quote:>11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata

real funny

Quote:>11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

not funny



overall humorous but not as good a the DNC one that was out a while back