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Saw this on another board.

Alabama: Yes, we have electricity
Alaska: For Our Women, The Odds Are Good, But The Goods Are Odd.
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tike Mow Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean Crap!
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come... Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unibomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a f*****n Motto? I Got Yer f*******n Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: The Welfare State
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We DIDN'T actually surrender!
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really we are!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scared!!!
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Mississippi: Come... Feel Better About Your Own State


Now that is funny :laugh:
04-08-2004 08:03 PM
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FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
04-10-2004 04:18 PM
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MeanGreen61 Wrote:Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
And damn proud of it. I'm a proud drunken Cajun wacko!!!

GEAUX CAJUNS!!!
GIVE EM HELL UL!!!
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Minnesota must be bad with Mosquitoes, but Louisiana must be the worst state for them. I hate the summer time b/c of all the Mosquitoes that we have.
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We get the mosquitoes pretty bad in Florida, especially dunring the rainy season. In peak season, the county sends out old B-52 bombers loaded with pesticide and spray the entire area. I don't think its healthy for people and their pets while they do this, but it does help out with a notorious swamp pest.
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also might as well give you a various state joke....

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. :laugh:
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Alabama-
Thank God for Mississippi!
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moloch_322 Wrote:We get the mosquitoes pretty bad in Florida, especially dunring the rainy season. In peak season, the county sends out old B-52 bombers loaded with pesticide and spray the entire area. I don't think its healthy for people and their pets while they do this, but it does help out with a notorious swamp pest.
They used to spray in Lafayette also, but I don't see them doing that anymore I guess they stopped.
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