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If the Big East schools were chicks.....
Cincinnati
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UC is the typical A-cup hottie. Gorgeous face and a banging body (football and minor sports) but she is severely lacking in her other aspects (hoops, minor sports).


Connecticut
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Uconn suffers from "rack attack". There is only one thing anyone sees when they look at her (basketball), but if you stopped an actually looked, you'd realize she has a pretty cute face to boot (minor sports, football)


DePaul
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DePaul, I feel bad for you. Maybe one time you were mildly attractive (hoops history is decent) but now you are nothing more than an overweight, butch softball chic (the one sport DePaul is good at). Why are you even here?


G'town and Villanova
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A hot Catholic Schoolgirl is what G'town and Nova are. Great bodies (minor sports, basketball) and you'd definitely want to hook up with them. Plus, they are the hottest by far out of all their Catholic co-ed friends (BE hoops schools).


Louisville
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Yep, Louisville is the "Let go" chick. She started out as an absolutely hottie when you first started dating (great football, basketball, minor sports, facilities), but damn is she letting herself go now that you've been married awhile (basketball is slipping, football is in the toilet).


Marquette
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Yep, you are the butterface of the bunch Marquette. Don't get me wrong, you have some great assets (basketball, soccer), but you don't have a very appealing face (overall sports program, location).


Notre Dame
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Notre Dame is the girl that you'd give up body organs to sleep with (join for football)but who constantly plays you like a fiddle because she knows you'll do anything to get with her. Unfortunately for you, the thought of hooking up has never even remotely crossed her mind once. She does want you to know though that she appreciates having a man servant who will take care of all her little errands for her with no compensation whatsoever (paycheck for revenues and a home for all minor sports).


Pitt
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Pitt is the hot nerdy girl. She is a total nerd (academics) but has a banging body (football, basketball). That means that if another dude comes calling who looks better than you (Big Ten), she probably leave you holding your Stormtrooper helmet and a broken Wookie heart.


Providence
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Providence is the chick who is the pretty homely (basketball, minor sports) who you drunkenly slept with and got pregnant. You didn't want her as a regular girlfriend (conference mate); however, her family does have a lot of power (BE commissioners) and since you got her pregnant (formed a conference with her), you're pretty much married to her.


Rutgers
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Rutgers is Snooki for three reasons. First, both are from Jersey. Second, neither has accomplished much in their life (sports history). Third, it baffles the mind as to why either are as popular as they are.


Saint John's
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Saint John's is the "way back when" chick. She isn't hot anymore (basketball being subpar) and her age is starting to show (facilities, budget, etc), but way back when she was a real looker (7th all-time in wins).


Seton Hall
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Seton Hall is the chick that is the colossus of disgust. She isn't anywhere close to homely, let allow hot (0 BE championships since 2005, basketball/sports programs stinks). The only thing see is good for is taking up space (conference slot) and getting her welfare check (Big East paycheck).


South Florida
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USF is the potential hottie. You know that she could be a tongue-on-the-floor hottie (football), but so far she always seemed to fall short of her potential (football falling off midseason).


Syracuse
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Ah Cuse. You are most certainly the "Legendary Cougar" of the conference. The Legendary Cougar is still hot (basketball), but the glory days are slowly drifting further and further away (football). Still, who wouldn't want to hook up with her?


West Virginia
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WVU is the Drunk Lion's Chick. Great body and a total hottie (basketball, football, attendance), but you best watch yourself or you might get cursed out and hit by a thrown beer bottle or batteries (fans).
(This post was last modified: 11-29-2010 09:19 PM by UofL07.)
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RE: If the Big East schools were chicks.....
Ok my new hybrid conference

Cincy
UConn
Gtown
Nova
Ville
ND
Pitt
USF
WVU
and I think everyone in the league would love to have Cuse spank them.

Will this work for everyone?

BTW nice job...a few of the pics didn't show on my computer
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RE: If the Big East schools were chicks.....
Snookie is not from NJ.
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RE: If the Big East schools were chicks.....
While I somewhat agree with your assessment of Rutgers, I'm going to have to correct a couple of things. Snooki is not from the great State of New Jersey, in fact all but one of the cast members are from New York or Rhode Island. She herself is from New York. Well we might not have accomplished a whole lot, but we've been to the Final Four in 1976 and had we had the foresight to join the Big East when it was being created we probably would have emerged as a basketball power rather than a slow but fairly consistent decline to where we are today. As for football we started the sport and our recent success is attracting our large alumni base to pay attention. To me what would be more accurate would be sharing that chick with USF as we're both similar to one another in most athletics regards.

All that being said I enjoyed the uhh slideshow even the "homely" girl.
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(08-03-2010 08:23 PM)UofL07 Wrote:  If the Big East schools were chicks.....

You would be dreaming about chicks from another conference.03-cloud9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjM40QeAuZs
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Nice post ... entertaining, with a lot of truth in it. :)
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RE: If the Big East schools were chicks.....
(08-04-2010 05:57 PM)KnightLight Wrote:  
(08-03-2010 08:23 PM)UofL07 Wrote:  If the Big East schools were chicks.....

You would be dreaming about chicks from another conference.03-cloud9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjM40QeAuZs

Expansion hopefuls/wish-list chicks

UCF would be that insecure but persistent decent looking die-job blond chick who spend themselves into near bankruptcy by getting a boob job and other assorted plastic surgery body upgrades (see facilities) to make themselves more attractive to prospective suitors (see BigEast invitation).

Memphis chick would be an unashamedly sluttier version of UCF willing to DO and SAY ANYTHING to get their way (see BigEast invitation)....and who has the sugar daddy boyfriend willing to buy her the biggest boob job to get himself noticed (see FedEx FredSmith)

ECU chick would be the stereotype plain jane "girl you want to bring him to mother" who may not be very exciting you could certainly do a whole lot worse....

Adding Maryland, Boston College and Penn State chicks would be the BigEast ultimate poorman's threesome fantasy. None of these schools are knockout gorgeous but getting in bed with them would buy you (the BigEast) a lot of street cred in you neighborhood (other BCS conferences)...
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RE: If the Big East schools were chicks.....
I sent the chicks to my sons (Syracuse and Rutgers Law grads). One problem, Snooki is not from Jersey. She is an upstate N. Y. girl. Even though I'm a Pitt man, I like the Syracuse cougar best![/size]
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The Drunk Lions fan is always good for a laugh.
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RE: If the Big East schools were chicks.....
Should we be scared that multiple people know that Snooki is not from Jersey?
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