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CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Hilltop75 - 11-30-2012 12:59 PM

NOTE TO TEXAS STATE CROWD , YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SUN BELT YET AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT GETTING OUT BEFORE YOU GET IN....WKU Has been around long enough to see this conferece bail twice.
So below is my take for us hopefully a little more entertaining than yours. What should have happened was to have all the schools in the sbc,cusa,mwcand wac split up into 3 nice large conferences in the SE,SW and West but that makes too much sense.

Georgia Tech got its bowl waiver and WKU to the Big East .....no the Big 12 . No its the SEC yes its the SEC because they are in those small market towns like Athens GA and Oxford MS, we fit right in....

No ESPN reporting that the SUMMIT league has intrest in WKU if an astroid hits and changes the Geography of the USA. The SUMMIT had offered MTSU but they quickly realized that MTSU had nothing to do with the Nashville Market.

C-USA issued a statement ... They were about to extend an offer to WKU but when they found out that WKU had more basketball wins than any of their conference members and that WKU had more appearences in the NCAA tourney than the entire Conference they did not think that was fair.....Also the fact that WKU has been playing sports 60 years longer than their 2 Florida conference members were even schools didnt help...

Geographers across the country were scratching their heads, Lets see WKU fits right in between Marshall and MTSU, Great rival with MTSU, WKU has great sports programs and New facility upgrades. One Spokesman for the group said they went through 6200 # 2 pencils trying to disprove the logic of WKU not being selected so they all tossed their pocket protectors in a pile and set fire to them...

BREAKING NEWS >>>> Construction workers began the project of Sawing the Hill off the Kentucky Landscape.. Western Kentucky has ordered 86,000 dollies they are going to place under the hill and roll it down I 65. They will stop rolling when the get to the appropraite TV Market size..

More News....ACC Presidents can't understand how Louisville got voted in with not even close the academic credentials of other ACC schools...but a whistle blower revealed that all had been drugged during the conference call. It was in their coffee....Investigation continues. One AD was quoted " Hey We needed the Dues""

Just In ...World renowned Chemists have convened a special meeting to see why conference realignment is so damn fluid.. The suspected cause is "Big Head syndrome that leads to water on the brain that could be the cause of the fluid situation. Every AD and Prez are claiming this and they are putting the best minds on the case because it is well known the best minds are absent from any conference comissioners office.

In truth I like all the teams in the SBC, Going to miss the MTSU rival. I thought we all just should have stuck together and let CUSA have to take the FCS schools. The last time this happened the METRO was down to 4 teams back in the 90's they had no choice but to merge with the sun belt but damn louisville got UCF, UNCC and VCU to defect. And the Sun Belt was left with just JAX, WKU and USA thats why we had to merge with the American South.

[Image: borat-not-jb.jpg]

By the way the Georgia Tech part is true on the wavier so our bowl chances are done.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Blueraidersig - 11-30-2012 01:02 PM

Someone sounds butt hurt


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - troy4ever - 11-30-2012 01:29 PM

Scratching my head in confusion on this one.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - SpaceRaider - 11-30-2012 01:35 PM

(11-30-2012 01:02 PM)Blueraidersig Wrote:  Someone sounds butt hurt

I think MT fans relate, hasn't been all that long since May when cusa picked odu, uncc, latech, unt, fiu, and utsa, and NOT Middle Tennessee.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Tiguar - 11-30-2012 01:43 PM

My heart bleeds for you. Really.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - cajunbane - 11-30-2012 01:45 PM

I'm lost, what's going on here, is this real life?


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - LifetimeTopper - 11-30-2012 01:47 PM

That hurt my head to read. So I stopped after the second paragraph.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - LifetimeTopper - 11-30-2012 01:49 PM

(11-30-2012 01:45 PM)cajunbane Wrote:  I'm lost, what's going on here, is this real life?

Please tell me that's from this- David After Dentist


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - ARandomHerdFan - 11-30-2012 02:25 PM

Please don't reproduce, OP.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - MDH - 11-30-2012 02:39 PM

I hate to say this validates my stereotype of WKU alum


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Hilltop 75 - 11-30-2012 03:18 PM

(11-30-2012 02:39 PM)MDH Wrote:  I hate to say this validates my stereotype of WKU alum

OMG. You people have no sense of humor
I could care less about cusa other than wanting
To stay in a league with MTSU and ASU
Obviously you didn't read my last paragraph
My rant was showing that its all hypothetical
As to the creteria that they say is why
You get in or why you don't

Just thought it was comical we had fans
On one school complaining and they have
Not played 1 minute in the SBC

The only conference that I would consider
An upgrade worth moving to and still be
In the southeast would be the SEC.

I like being in a league with asu ull USA and troy. And MTSU was
My favorite close by rival back in the ovc days when
I was there...

I said this was a humorous spoof in start of the post
Good luck MTSU hope we can still schedule
Some games


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Panthersville - 11-30-2012 03:21 PM

The only way to describe the OP is:

"Swing and a miss, 0-1 is the count"


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - LifetimeTopper - 11-30-2012 03:39 PM

(11-30-2012 03:18 PM)Hilltop 75 Wrote:  
(11-30-2012 02:39 PM)MDH Wrote:  I hate to say this validates my stereotype of WKU alum

OMG. You people have no sense of humor
I could care less about cusa
Obviously you didn't read my last paragraph
My rant was showing that its all hypothetical
As to the creteria that they say is why
You get in or why you don't

Just thought it was comical we had fans
On one school complaining and they have
Not played 1 minute in the SBC

The only conference that I would consider
An upgrade worth moving to and still be
In the southeast would be the SEC.

I like being in a league with asu ull USA and troy. And MTSU was
My favorite close by rival back in the ovc days when
I was there...

I said this was a humorous spoof in the
Good luck MTSU hope we can still schedule
Some games

Is this in verse? I tried singing it, but couldn't get the right pitch. D minor?


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - SumItUp - 11-30-2012 04:03 PM

(11-30-2012 03:39 PM)LifetimeTopper Wrote:  
(11-30-2012 03:18 PM)Hilltop 75 Wrote:  
(11-30-2012 02:39 PM)MDH Wrote:  I hate to say this validates my stereotype of WKU alum

OMG. You people have no sense of humor
I could care less about cusa
Obviously you didn't read my last paragraph
My rant was showing that its all hypothetical
As to the creteria that they say is why
You get in or why you don't

Just thought it was comical we had fans
On one school complaining and they have
Not played 1 minute in the SBC

The only conference that I would consider
An upgrade worth moving to and still be
In the southeast would be the SEC.

I like being in a league with asu ull USA and troy. And MTSU was
My favorite close by rival back in the ovc days when
I was there...

I said this was a humorous spoof in the
Good luck MTSU hope we can still schedule
Some games

Is this in verse? I tried singing it, but couldn't get the right pitch. D minor?

Haiku?


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Blueraidersig - 11-30-2012 04:42 PM

It's defiantly not iambic pentameter


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Hilltopper413 - 11-30-2012 04:44 PM

(11-30-2012 03:18 PM)Hilltop 75 Wrote:  
(11-30-2012 02:39 PM)MDH Wrote:  I hate to say this validates my stereotype of WKU alum

OMG. You people have no sense of humor
I could care less about cusa other than wanting
To stay in a league with MTSU and ASU
Obviously you didn't read my last paragraph
My rant was showing that its all hypothetical
As to the creteria that they say is why
You get in or why you don't

Just thought it was comical we had fans
On one school complaining and they have
Not played 1 minute in the SBC

The only conference that I would consider
An upgrade worth moving to and still be
In the southeast would be the SEC.

I like being in a league with asu ull USA and troy. And MTSU was
My favorite close by rival back in the ovc days when
I was there...

I said this was a humorous spoof in start of the post
Good luck MTSU hope we can still schedule
Some games


This is almost as painful to read as your original post. Hilltopper75, either proof read your posts or stop posting. I can't keep up with what you are trying to say due to all the bad grammar, run-on sentences, and thoughts that abstractly run into another.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Blueraidersig - 11-30-2012 05:02 PM

Hitting the bottle early


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - TrojanCampaign - 11-30-2012 06:46 PM

(11-30-2012 03:18 PM)Hilltop 75 Wrote:  
(11-30-2012 02:39 PM)MDH Wrote:  I hate to say this validates my stereotype of WKU alum

OMG. You people have no sense of humor
I could care less about cusa other than wanting
To stay in a league with MTSU and ASU
Obviously you didn't read my last paragraph
My rant was showing that its all hypothetical
As to the creteria that they say is why
You get in or why you don't

Just thought it was comical we had fans
On one school complaining and they have
Not played 1 minute in the SBC

The only conference that I would consider
An upgrade worth moving to and still be
In the southeast would be the SEC.

I like being in a league with asu ull USA and troy. And MTSU was
My favorite close by rival back in the ovc days when
I was there...

I said this was a humorous spoof in start of the post
Good luck MTSU hope we can still schedule
Some games

I figured it out! Take the first word from each sentence.

"Omg I to obviously my as you just on not the an in I my I I good some"

Translation: Omg I need to get some.


RE: CBS SPORTS REPORTING - Cat79 - 12-02-2012 09:02 PM

(11-30-2012 12:59 PM)Hilltop75 Wrote:  NOTE TO TEXAS STATE CROWD , YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SUN BELT YET AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT GETTING OUT BEFORE YOU GET IN....WKU Has been around long enough to see this conferece bail twice.
So below is my take for us hopefully a little more entertaining than yours. What should have happened was to have all the schools in the sbc,cusa,mwcand wac split up into 3 nice large conferences in the SE,SW and West but that makes too much sense.

Georgia Tech got its bowl waiver and WKU to the Big East .....no the Big 12 . No its the SEC yes its the SEC because they are in those small market towns like Athens GA and Oxford MS, we fit right in....

No ESPN reporting that the SUMMIT league has intrest in WKU if an astroid hits and changes the Geography of the USA. The SUMMIT had offered MTSU but they quickly realized that MTSU had nothing to do with the Nashville Market.

C-USA issued a statement ... They were about to extend an offer to WKU but when they found out that WKU had more basketball wins than any of their conference members and that WKU had more appearences in the NCAA tourney than the entire Conference they did not think that was fair.....Also the fact that WKU has been playing sports 60 years longer than their 2 Florida conference members were even schools didnt help...

Geographers across the country were scratching their heads, Lets see WKU fits right in between Marshall and MTSU, Great rival with MTSU, WKU has great sports programs and New facility upgrades. One Spokesman for the group said they went through 6200 # 2 pencils trying to disprove the logic of WKU not being selected so they all tossed their pocket protectors in a pile and set fire to them...

BREAKING NEWS >>>> Construction workers began the project of Sawing the Hill off the Kentucky Landscape.. Western Kentucky has ordered 86,000 dollies they are going to place under the hill and roll it down I 65. They will stop rolling when the get to the appropraite TV Market size..

More News....ACC Presidents can't understand how Louisville got voted in with not even close the academic credentials of other ACC schools...but a whistle blower revealed that all had been drugged during the conference call. It was in their coffee....Investigation continues. One AD was quoted " Hey We needed the Dues""

Just In ...World renowned Chemists have convened a special meeting to see why conference realignment is so damn fluid.. The suspected cause is "Big Head syndrome that leads to water on the brain that could be the cause of the fluid situation. Every AD and Prez are claiming this and they are putting the best minds on the case because it is well known the best minds are absent from any conference comissioners office.

In truth I like all the teams in the SBC, Going to miss the MTSU rival. I thought we all just should have stuck together and let CUSA have to take the FCS schools. The last time this happened the METRO was down to 4 teams back in the 90's they had no choice but to merge with the sun belt but damn louisville got UCF, UNCC and VCU to defect. And the Sun Belt was left with just JAX, WKU and USA thats why we had to merge with the American South.

[Image: borat-not-jb.jpg]

By the way the Georgia Tech part is true on the wavier so our bowl chances are done.

What is your problem with Texas State? You are taking this article from the local rag and expanding on the UNT troll who placed it here. We have averaged more attendance than UNT in our first year of FBS. I hope we have the chance to trounce your aZZ on the field next year.