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The Ten Commandments According to Obama - SumOfAllFears - 07-16-2009 05:57 PM I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/346/Obama_To_CBN_News_Were_No_Longer_Just_A_Christian_Nation II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/347/Obama_Eyeing_Spot_On_Mt_Rushmore III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/348/Why_Is_Obamas_Middle_Name_Taboo IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/349/President_Obama_April_15th_Not_Everyones_Favorite_Day V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/156/Did_Obama_Say_We_Should_Kill_The_Old_Folks_To_Save_Money_Last_Night VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/350/Obamas_punished_With_A_Baby_Comment_Sparks_Protests VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/351/Media_On_Sanford_A_double_Standard VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/355/Obama_Hood_And_Obamanomics IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/356/According_To_Janet_Napolitano_You_Are_A_Right_Wing_Extremist_If_You X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE http://patriotupdate.com/home/story/357/Obama_CEO_Pay_And_The_Politics_Of_Class_Envy http://patriotupdate.com/home/exclusive/13